How strange it is to be anything at all.

I only bite if you want me to.   Just me and all of my plain Jane glory

Anonymous asked: At what age did you lose your virginity?


Answer:

rubyreed:

I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle. 

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thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when an fast angry song comes on that you know every word to comes on and you’re in just the right mood that you’re eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

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thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when an fast angry song comes on that you know every word to comes on and you’re in just the right mood that you’re eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

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tacoposey:

after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?” 

and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying

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"hiring entry level positions"

thefemcritique:

taggediconic:

gypped:

requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

pay: $9.50/hour

Pretty much

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clubsnuggie:

I don’t care if you “like to see me a certain way” and you think “all women are the same” I’m gonna wear my makeup any goddamn way I want to because it’s MY body and MY face.

(via supermoclel)

— 4 hours ago with 545 notes

having considered next month’s income compared to rent utilities food tuition etc ive come to the conclusion it would be most prudent to sell all of my things and go live in the forest

— 4 hours ago
#or more relative to my location the desert 
"this didn’t happen in the books"
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http://queenfattyoftherollpalace.tumblr.com/post/83743650973/thisisableistasf-lee-aus125-for-as-much-shit →

thisisableistasf:

lee-aus125:

for as much shit that tumblr spews out about ableism, appropriating other cultures, hate against cis gendered and against white people on the internet, I would LOVE to see those same people try to do the same thing in reality without being behind the…

— 5 hours ago with 18 notes

friendzonked:

don’t sexualise things meant for children like i dont care if you think i’m kink shaming you it’s gross don’t do it

(via constipatedduck)

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settledheart:

it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to actually teach you anything

(via l-a-d-y-s-t-a-r-d-u-s-t)

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Mid-year report on private student loans 2014: Consumer Financial Protection Bureau →

stuckinabucket:

So, holy fucking hell:

"We’ve received complaints that private student loan servicers are placing borrowers into default when their co-signer dies or files for bankruptcy."

So basically, if a loved one co-signed on your student loan and subsequently dies or has to declare bankruptcy, the lender can then turn around and demand the balance for literally no other reason.  Your mom dies, and you’ve been late precisely zero times?  Fuck you, they want all their money now.  Your dad has to declare bankruptcy because of medical bills?  Fuck you, they’re sending your loan into default.

Because there’s nothing illegal about pulling this shit, their recommendation is:

"If you are a co-signer or have a student loan with a co-signer and you are in repayment, you should look into what’s called “co-signer release.” You should consider this option to avoid a surprise default. Both the borrower and co-signer can benefit from obtaining the release."

Good times.

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— 5 hours ago with 254 notes
Mid-year report on private student loans 2014: Consumer Financial Protection Bureau →

stuckinabucket:

So, holy fucking hell:

"We’ve received complaints that private student loan servicers are placing borrowers into default when their co-signer dies or files for bankruptcy."

So basically, if a loved one co-signed on your student loan and subsequently dies or has to declare bankruptcy, the lender can then turn around and demand the balance for literally no other reason.  Your mom dies, and you’ve been late precisely zero times?  Fuck you, they want all their money now.  Your dad has to declare bankruptcy because of medical bills?  Fuck you, they’re sending your loan into default.

Because there’s nothing illegal about pulling this shit, their recommendation is:

"If you are a co-signer or have a student loan with a co-signer and you are in repayment, you should look into what’s called “co-signer release.” You should consider this option to avoid a surprise default. Both the borrower and co-signer can benefit from obtaining the release."

Good times.

(via shitrichcollegekidssay)

— 5 hours ago with 254 notes