Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183.
The brunette part is really important.
coded racist language for the fail
Love the scare quotes around “”“pansexual”“”.
Like, I can see the Fox Newsroom writers being like…
"This democrat says she’s a…. pa..pansexual? Is that a thing?"
"I don’t know, Jenkins. Never heard of it. Sounds made-up. Write up a story and put quotations around the word until we have time to fact check it….
HAHAHAHAAA just kidding. We don’t fact check.”
I’m going to check out her actual politics.
"I want alcohol so strong, that it burns your name out of my throat."
The central attitudes driving the Player are:
- Women were put on this earth to have sex with men—especially me.
- Women who want sex are too loose, and women who refuse sex are too uptight. (!)
- It’s not my fault that women find me irresistible (This is a word-for-word quotation from a number of my clients.) It’s not fair to expect me to refuse temptation when it’s all around me; women seduce me sometimes, and I can’t help it.
- If you act like you need anything from me, I am going to ignore you. I’m in this relationship when it’s convenient for me and when I feel like it.
- Women who want the nonsexual aspects of themselves appreciated are bitches.
- If you could meet my sexual needs, I wouldn’t have to turn to other women.
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
“They’re only sixteen!”
She’s only sixteen.
“He broke down crying in court!”
Imagine all the times she’s going to break down crying.
“They have a promising future!”
So did she, but now that might be hindered by PTSD.
The difference is that they brought it upon themselves. She didn’t.
(Source: , via deercircus)
me as a prom dj
"time to slow things down a little blt"
*plays crank dat souja boy (acoustic version)*
"At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?"
God forbid history doesn’t focus on white men for one second
wow wow wow wow wow so many gross entitled men in the world so few laws allowing us to get rid of them
(Source: lnthefade, via deercircus)
I do find it funny that lesbians are perceived as man-hating but gay men are not perceived as woman-hating, and in fact are often illogically shielded from accusations of misogyny simply by being gay
weird it’s like male privilege works even when queerness is involved who knew
"PALESTINIAN GIRL, YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD"
"When someone enrols in the medicine school that one of the longest schooling required profession, by the time they finish school they will be around 30-or at least on their late 20s. But not for this girl; Eqbal Asa’d is a Palestinian Muslim woman that started the Medicine school when she was just 14 years old, ‘myhijab.info’ reports. Asa’d got her Bachelor degree in Medicine with Honors and was set by the Guinness World Records as the youngest doctor in the World, according to the report. She has been signed to go to Ohio, U.S to continue her education even further and become a Pediatrician." - Source
YOU GUYS SHE IS THE YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD. SHE IS A FEMALE, A MUSLIM AND A MINORITY. AND SHE IS THE YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD.
WHY ARE WE NOT HEARING MORE ABOUT HER?
this is beautiful