Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
"You cannot solve a problem with the same mind that created it."
"I don’t believe in love at first sight but I do believe in seeing someone from across the room and knowing instantly that they’re going to matter to you."
I don’t want to settle. I want mindfucking love. I want to spend all night thinking about kissing you, and when I finally get the balls to, I want to go deaf to everything but that moment. I refuse to settle for anything less.
i’m so lonely and none of my friends want to be around me lol
it’s nothing but time and a face that you’ll lose
i chose to feel it and you couldn’t choose
i’ll write you a postcard, i’ll send you the news from the house down the road from real love
there’s one thing i want to say so i’ll be brave
you were what i wanted, i gave what i gave
i’m not sorry i met you, i’m not sorry it’s over
i’m not sorry there’s nothing to save
"black friday" more like the day where merchandise is sold for what it’s actually worth
#you are what you love
i’m fraudulent, a thief at best
a coward who paints a bullshit canvas, things that will never happen to me
but you are what you love and not what loves you back
and i’m in love with illusions so saw me in half
i’m in love with a trick so pull another rabbit out of your hat
I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.
Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.
This is surprisingly motivating.
If the whole world went blind, would you still wear make up?
I don’t really wear make-up personally, but I do paint my toenails a myriad of rainbow colors in the dead of winter. You think anyone sees that shit but me?
#all time low
my ship went down in a sea of sound
when i woke up alone i had everything
a handful of moments i wished i could change and a tongue like a nightmare that cut like a blade